WHEN I FORGET THAT I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE THE NIGHT BEFORE

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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since1969:

alamogirl80:

paralol:

i love how at the end he nods his head encouragingly like 

‘i fucking nailed that, i am merida, now talk’ 

This is still Gimli imitating Legolas and no one can convince me otherwise…

^^^

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

whoredinarygirl:

my bank account about to be -20$

if you date me we will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

paragonpostcards:

In honor of Columbus Day I plan on going door-to-door, walking in unannounced, planting a flag in the middle of the carpet and declaring the household mine. Land of the Free, Home of the Inconsiderate.

sunalwaysshining:

/tagged/me

sunalwaysshining:

/tagged/me